Fred the Fridge

Fred was a fridge

Fred was a fridge nobody ever cleaned out

None of the people liked Fred, because he was never clean

But Fred had friends

Fred had the;

Mushy Strawberries

Green Cheese

Warm Ketchup

Rotten Eggs

Lumpy Milk

Flat Pop

Sour Sour-Cream

Brown Lettuce

Gushy Bananas

Left-Overs That No One Would Eat

Chunky V8Juice

Dried Up Carrots

Fermented Apple Juice

Moldy Bread

Red Meat Gone Brown

Fred was a fridge

Fred was a fridge nobody ever cleaned out

None of the people liked Fred, because he was never clean

But Fred had friends