Hello, I will be your narrator this blog time, and because this is the first time I have saw fit to tell you one of the epic tales of our super hero League, I will first give you the tour of our town here, MansionCity.
MansionCity is a beautiful place where baby spoons play in the water at SinkBowl Park and magnets can climb up icebox mountain. Yes the citizens of MansionCity are happy; and the mayor, HouseyMcwife, does her hardest to keep all of them safe but, just like with every city, there are stains. There is a council of villainous stains know as the Microwave dwellers and they send out lesser stains to terrorize the city, but never fear because the Clean League is here!
The Clean League consists of 8 super clean heroes; there's BaldyMcclean, Scrubby the Sponge, DexWin, The Disinfecting Square of Doom (DoomDoom Square), The Brezzy Odor Terminator (T.B.O.T. for short), The Rug Nurse, The Bleach Blond Stain Stick (Nicknamed Blondy), and Dusk. When the stains come to dirty the city the Mayor just calls for the heroes over the antiseptic phone and then they come to clean the day.
One morning, as BaldyMcClean was admiring the way his overbearing muscles look in his tight white v neck T-shirt, and complimenting himself on the shine of his bald head Scrubby popped in, "BaldyMcclean the mayor called!" he yelled in his choppy to the point voice, "she says that the Spaghetti is attacking, I thought it sounded like a job that we could tag team on."
Baldy HAHAed in in his booming manly man voice "Me? A world class Stain fighting champ fight with a measly Sponge like yourself? Is this some kind of joke? I'm Clean Freak recommended!" Sponge just rolled his eyes and waited a moment for Baldy to calm down, "Oh wait!" Baldy said, self confidence practically bubbling out of his voice, "You just want me to show the you the ropes! well why didn't you say so?! Of course you can tag along." Before Scrubby could argue they were off flying to the stove.
When BaldyMcClean and Scrubby the Sponge got there The Pasta was already well on its way to destroying the stovetop for good, "HAHA! You'll never clean up this mess you pitiful washetteirs!" Just as he said this the Long Noodle Beast spit up a orange saucy mess, "I'm on it!" Sponge called out and he swept down on the dirty surface, scrubber side to the ready.
Baldy spit his disinfectant poison out at the Spaghetti and the noodles squealed in pain, "Who's laughing now?!" Baldy boomed.
"ME!" The noodles called out, followed by a evil villainous crackle and meatball dropped on the floor leaving a thick red trail.
A passing family of tooth picks screamed and scrambled and a toothy voice called out, "JIMMY!!" as the ball of meat landing on someones cousin.
Scrubby gasped and Baldy called out from his perch atop the fridge, "There will be a time for tears later the time for vengence is now!!"
With that and a mighty war call our heroes got to stain removing, with a scrub scrub here and a squirt squirt there, and a screaming boil in the end, the spaghetti was defeated.
When Scrubby the Sponge and BaldyMcClean got back the League congraduated them on a stove well disinfected and the whole town celebrated.
Tune in next week for more dirt fighting adventures with the clean League
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