Hello, I will be your narrator this blog time, and because this is the first time I have saw fit to tell you one of the epic tales of our super hero League, I will first give you the tour of our town here, MansionCity.
MansionCity is a beautiful place where baby spoons play in the water at SinkBowl Park and magnets can climb up icebox mountain. Yes the citizens of MansionCity are happy; and the mayor, HouseyMcwife, does her hardest to keep all of them safe but, just like with every city, there are stains. There is a council of villainous stains know as the Microwave dwellers and they send out lesser stains to terrorize the city, but never fear because the Clean League is here!
The Clean League consists of 8 super clean heroes; there's BaldyMcclean, Scrubby the Sponge, DexWin, The Disinfecting Square of Doom (DoomDoom Square), The Brezzy Odor Terminator (T.B.O.T. for short), The Rug Nurse, The Bleach Blond Stain Stick (Nicknamed Blondy), and Dusk. When the stains come to dirty the city the Mayor just calls for the heroes over the antiseptic phone and then they come to clean the day.
One morning, as BaldyMcClean was admiring the way his overbearing muscles look in his tight white v neck T-shirt, and complimenting himself on the shine of his bald head Scrubby popped in, "BaldyMcclean the mayor called!" he yelled in his choppy to the point voice, "she says that the Spaghetti is attacking, I thought it sounded like a job that we could tag team on."
Baldy HAHAed in in his booming manly man voice "Me? A world class Stain fighting champ fight with a measly Sponge like yourself? Is this some kind of joke? I'm Clean Freak recommended!" Sponge just rolled his eyes and waited a moment for Baldy to calm down, "Oh wait!" Baldy said, self confidence practically bubbling out of his voice, "You just want me to show the you the ropes! well why didn't you say so?! Of course you can tag along." Before Scrubby could argue they were off flying to the stove.
When BaldyMcClean and Scrubby the Sponge got there The Pasta was already well on its way to destroying the stovetop for good, "HAHA! You'll never clean up this mess you pitiful washetteirs!" Just as he said this the Long Noodle Beast spit up a orange saucy mess, "I'm on it!" Sponge called out and he swept down on the dirty surface, scrubber side to the ready.
Baldy spit his disinfectant poison out at the Spaghetti and the noodles squealed in pain, "Who's laughing now?!" Baldy boomed.
"ME!" The noodles called out, followed by a evil villainous crackle and meatball dropped on the floor leaving a thick red trail.
A passing family of tooth picks screamed and scrambled and a toothy voice called out, "JIMMY!!" as the ball of meat landing on someones cousin.
Scrubby gasped and Baldy called out from his perch atop the fridge, "There will be a time for tears later the time for vengence is now!!"
With that and a mighty war call our heroes got to stain removing, with a scrub scrub here and a squirt squirt there, and a screaming boil in the end, the spaghetti was defeated.
When Scrubby the Sponge and BaldyMcClean got back the League congraduated them on a stove well disinfected and the whole town celebrated.
Tune in next week for more dirt fighting adventures with the clean League
Drift away
Twas stuck in my head
It looks like I'm not the one singing it but I swear I am the computers video camera just sucks
My Wish List
I wish Love gave life a chance
I wish everyone spoke in funny accents
I wish children didn't have to die
I wish people took the time
I wish animals could talk
I wish I could make the world in my mind fuse together with the world everyone else sees
I wish I was on the road right now
I wish everyone knew how to be who they were all the way through
I wish it rained more when the sun is out
I wish I only had to grow down from here
I wish I knew how to make you as happy as I am when I see you, just because your alive
I wish alot, but mostly, I hope
I hope the sun never leaves me for too long and the moon is always by my side
I hope to someday cross out everything on my bucket list
I hope you know how much I love you, just because you smiled that once
I hope to someday learn who I am
I hope that we never learn the answer to the question because then what would we search for?
I hope you comment on this
I hope you learn to appreciate you for who you are
I hope someday in some way all of my dreams come true
I hope that life comes at me as it sees fit
I hope I grasp every opportunity and leaved no stone unturned
I hope none of my wishes come true because I like life just the way it is and will someday be
I wish everyone spoke in funny accents
I wish children didn't have to die
I wish people took the time
I wish animals could talk
I wish I could make the world in my mind fuse together with the world everyone else sees
I wish I was on the road right now
I wish everyone knew how to be who they were all the way through
I wish it rained more when the sun is out
I wish I only had to grow down from here
I wish I knew how to make you as happy as I am when I see you, just because your alive
I wish alot, but mostly, I hope
I hope the sun never leaves me for too long and the moon is always by my side
I hope to someday cross out everything on my bucket list
I hope you know how much I love you, just because you smiled that once
I hope to someday learn who I am
I hope that we never learn the answer to the question because then what would we search for?
I hope you comment on this
I hope you learn to appreciate you for who you are
I hope someday in some way all of my dreams come true
I hope that life comes at me as it sees fit
I hope I grasp every opportunity and leaved no stone unturned
I hope none of my wishes come true because I like life just the way it is and will someday be
Tuesdays Words of Encouraging Talk
My aunt has a blog, Treasure, and she showed me the 'link party' at Call Me Blessed so I decided to give it a
try;
I have always been a free-spirit, I'm outgoing and talk to every stranger on the street I see whether they have a frown or a smile, be man or woman, old or young. I try to make contact with all in hopes that it will spice up my day as well as theirs. Most of the people I talk to talk back but its once in a blue moon that someone else approaches me.
I suppose there must have been a blue moon the other night because I was walking on the covered bridge with my friend around 3 in the afternoon when a young man of about 20 came up to me and asked if he could barrow my phone to make a quick call, willingly I handed him my phone and asked him to just make sure he didn't leave the bridge with it.
Me and my friend then sat of the bridge bench and waited for the man to be done with his call. It was about 3 minutes before he walked back to us, with tears in his eyes. As he slipped my phone in back into my hand I put my palm over his and asked what was wrong, concern coloring my voice. He looked up at me and smiled the biggest smile I'd ever seen, the tears freely flowing down now. He told me that that call had been to a man about a job and, because he called so soon he got the job. The man on the bridge then swept in up in the big hug thanking me for letting him use my phone and telling me that, even though it mustn't of seemed like too big of a deal to me, if I had hadn't let him make that call he wouldn't have gotten the job and he and his girlfriend would have been throw out of their house with a newborn. He then went on to show me pictures of his family and tell me about the job. After about a half an hour the man left to tell his girl the good news.
This encounter really got me thinking; I never thought twice about giving the man my phone, but say I had? Say I had decided it was too risky and I told the man no? He wouldn't have gotten the job and him and his new family would be a lot worse off right now. The thing is though, I didn't say no, I took a risk and I changed someones life with a simple yes.
So this Tuesday as you read my story it is my hope that you are encouraged to take a chance on your fellow human beings. After all, one yes could change a life and what is it we were set on this earth for if not to learn to work together, bettering the life's of those around us.
try;
I have always been a free-spirit, I'm outgoing and talk to every stranger on the street I see whether they have a frown or a smile, be man or woman, old or young. I try to make contact with all in hopes that it will spice up my day as well as theirs. Most of the people I talk to talk back but its once in a blue moon that someone else approaches me.
I suppose there must have been a blue moon the other night because I was walking on the covered bridge with my friend around 3 in the afternoon when a young man of about 20 came up to me and asked if he could barrow my phone to make a quick call, willingly I handed him my phone and asked him to just make sure he didn't leave the bridge with it.
Me and my friend then sat of the bridge bench and waited for the man to be done with his call. It was about 3 minutes before he walked back to us, with tears in his eyes. As he slipped my phone in back into my hand I put my palm over his and asked what was wrong, concern coloring my voice. He looked up at me and smiled the biggest smile I'd ever seen, the tears freely flowing down now. He told me that that call had been to a man about a job and, because he called so soon he got the job. The man on the bridge then swept in up in the big hug thanking me for letting him use my phone and telling me that, even though it mustn't of seemed like too big of a deal to me, if I had hadn't let him make that call he wouldn't have gotten the job and he and his girlfriend would have been throw out of their house with a newborn. He then went on to show me pictures of his family and tell me about the job. After about a half an hour the man left to tell his girl the good news.
This encounter really got me thinking; I never thought twice about giving the man my phone, but say I had? Say I had decided it was too risky and I told the man no? He wouldn't have gotten the job and him and his new family would be a lot worse off right now. The thing is though, I didn't say no, I took a risk and I changed someones life with a simple yes.
So this Tuesday as you read my story it is my hope that you are encouraged to take a chance on your fellow human beings. After all, one yes could change a life and what is it we were set on this earth for if not to learn to work together, bettering the life's of those around us.
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| Ghandi |
My World
I have a world and to enter it all you have to do is let go of reason
Through to a new place
Defined by chaos
Ruled by illusion
My world is a never ending maze
One detour after the next
There you sit on music
Listen to chairs
There is a place where doors will wish you a nice day
The bed will complain you gave it a backach
The sky is green in my world
The grass blue
The sun sets upside down in my world
In my world you must keep your mind free of sanity to stay sane
Through to a new place
Defined by chaos
Ruled by illusion
My world is a never ending maze
One detour after the next
There you sit on music
Listen to chairs
There is a place where doors will wish you a nice day
The bed will complain you gave it a backach
The sky is green in my world
The grass blue
The sun sets upside down in my world
In my world you must keep your mind free of sanity to stay sane
Tired at the Grocery store
So me and my aunt, DarDaDar, just got back from a midnight trip to wall-mart and we were soooooo tired! Most of the time we don't get tired till about one but for some reason we got there and immediately it was like the Angel of passing out was with us (cousins with the Angel of death). DarDaDar was having a panic attack, and I was doing what I always do when I'm so close to exhaustion, I babbled and laughed and pointed and then did it all over again. DarDaDar pointed out to me while we were their that I'm always doing that but then decided that's because I'm always tired. It's a good thing I'm funner when I'm tired then when I'm awake, my problem is that I don't go to bed till really really really late and then I only sleep for like 4 hours a night and then to top it off I'm always using so much energy that I don't have in the first place. So that's why I was tired, DarDaDar was tired because she used up all her energy farting away the day.
So like I said we were at the store and now...IDK I forgot what my blog entry was going to be about...
Alll Welll, off to pop a paint-ball in my mouth.
So like I said we were at the store and now...IDK I forgot what my blog entry was going to be about...
Alll Welll, off to pop a paint-ball in my mouth.
Waterfall
Smile!!
Smile!!
Smile!!
Life is a river and we are all waterfalls offering our own precious water to the river of life for other waterfalls to pick up. I made up my mind a long time ago that the water I let flow from me would be the good water, I want people that are around me to smile and laugh, not because I'm here but because I'm putting a good energetic flow through the air. I want to dance and watch the world dance. I want to sing and hear the world sing. I want to grab life by it's furry little tale and wrestle the beast! If you were in my head right now you would be in a field throwing your hands up to the stars with thousands of others all around you (I know, the innards of my head would rock your mind). So next time your with you peeps or buddys, friends, amigos, Duders, whatever you call fellow people just remember;
Life is a river and we are all waterfalls offering our own precious water to the river of life for other waterfalls to pick up.
Smile!!
Smile!!
Life is a river and we are all waterfalls offering our own precious water to the river of life for other waterfalls to pick up. I made up my mind a long time ago that the water I let flow from me would be the good water, I want people that are around me to smile and laugh, not because I'm here but because I'm putting a good energetic flow through the air. I want to dance and watch the world dance. I want to sing and hear the world sing. I want to grab life by it's furry little tale and wrestle the beast! If you were in my head right now you would be in a field throwing your hands up to the stars with thousands of others all around you (I know, the innards of my head would rock your mind). So next time your with you peeps or buddys, friends, amigos, Duders, whatever you call fellow people just remember;
Life is a river and we are all waterfalls offering our own precious water to the river of life for other waterfalls to pick up.
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